Chief Safety Ossifer , CEO Doofus HD
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Dulles, VA
2014 road glide !
I have the absolute final details on the 2014 ROAD GLIDE models. My source is reliable and well placed. So get ready my friends -- 2014 is the best year yet:
- 110 engine on all 3 models; Custom, Touring and CVO
- This is the only HD 2014 model to come with a tuning model and dynoed with a 2-1 SE pipe
- The groundbreaking GPS has been created in concert with a leading manufacturer -- no more handlebar displays -- the touring model will have the GPS screen on a "HUD" = heads up display -- just like the fighter plane cockpit display --the GPS will display on the inside of the windshield -- no after market windshields allowed though -- only HD
- Handlebars are adjustable ! Using barrel type connectors, the handlebars can be raised or pulled back up to 1.5 inches height or pull back
- The seat was made in conjunction with the production company of DEVILS RIDE TV show -- it has a center line compartment for placing hemooroid suppositories -- an optional timer allows you to choose the time of insertion --- However, HD legal counsel maintains this does not require the rider to ride naked -- HD only recommends a slice or other opening in the rider pants to allow for access -- HD has also decided to increase the production of chaps which come with a suitable opening for insertions.
I'll let u know what more I hear. CAN'T WAIT !!!!!!! DOOF
120,000k+ HD Miles
Retired Civil Servant, Navy Vet, MC Addict
Last edited by DOOFUS; 05-26-2013 at 10:39 AM.