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Old 11-14-2012, 06:41 PM
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Date: Friday, November 9, 2012, 4:49 PM





Best First Day at School Story

This one is dedicated to all my friends who ever taught school, parented children, or served their country.
A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't even noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart mouthed punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks.Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.

There was dead silence. He had no trouble with discipline that year.
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Old 11-14-2012, 07:26 PM
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Thats awesome!!
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Old 11-14-2012, 07:51 PM
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Marines are a breed apart. Have worked, and continue to work, with them in all sorts of places. God bless them.
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:40 PM
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oh man that's funny!
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.... there were a couple of my Jr High teachers who pro'bly could'a done that .... & i never phkt w/either of'm
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Maybe I need to try that at work. Maybe the bastards will listen. Funny!
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That's great!!!
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That's funny, thanks for sharing.
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He probably would have stapled it to his chest without the cast!
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