Howdy, your favourite legal alien here again, making plans for heading to Durango, Colorado in late July.
Anyone from western Canada or the Pacific N.W. USA planning to attend Shark Week VIII in Durango, Colorado you're welcome to join in our little posse headed south.
Dates are tenative, motels are not booked and meals will consist mostly of meat and potatoes, breakfast, lunch and dinner. We occasionally throw an egg in the mix at breakfast. NO BRUSSEL SPROUTS OR CAULIFLOWER WILL BE CONSUMED AT ALL BY ANY MEMBER OF THE TROUPE. Meat will be consumed as bacon, back bacon, canadian bacon, ham, ham steaks, burgers, grilled steaks, chicken fried steaks, bbq of all kinds of meat, chicken wings, chicken legs, NO GIZZRDS. Potatoes will be hashbrowned both cubed and shredded, pan fried, loaded baked, mashed, garlic mashed, baked mashed stuffed with cheese and BACON and occasionally deep fried. All the above will be consumed with BUTTER
Tums, Rolaids and other OTC heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach medications shall be doled out on an as needed basis, no hoarding of said OTC medications allowed, those caught hoarding will have their stash divied up among the other riders and said hoarders will then have to suffer in vocal silence but loudly flatulent and shall be isolated with like kind rooming together at night.
If you travel with a "darth vader" device that helps you breath when you sleep, make sure it is the portable kind, has battery backup and can be re-charged by solar on your tourpak. Electricity may be a luxury at night
If you got a favourite T.P. and just can't live without it, bring along your own supply and tote your own supply because we won't be staying in any Taj Mahal places with quilted northern or other fancy multi-pli "soft touch" sissy T.P., the towels and the T.P will be like sandpaper, the beds will sag in the middle and we fully intend to leave a ring around the pool when we get out of it at 10pm.
Make sure your tires are in good condition, your bike is ready to tour and your credit cards are clear because if you do break down and we can't collectively get your ride going again you get to ride bitch to the closest town and you will be left behind to sort our your own dilema. Only got a 3 gallon tank better pack some extra fuel on that little beast somewhere, pick a gas buddy and pay with credit cards every other tank, cash only stragglers will be left behind.
NEW THIS YEAR, NO, I REPEAT NO BY THE MINUTE ITINERARY. MOTEL STOPS AT NIGHT ARE THE ONLY DETERMINED DESTINATIONS. K.S.U. is when you haul your hungover self out of bed.
It's gonna be a blast.
YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaw The tour rides again.....EH!